|*hears noises at night*:||well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life|
|*gets shampoo in my eyes*:||I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child|
|*heart is beating fast*:||I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is|
|*a cop walks by*:||here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone|
|*taking a test*:||don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing|
|*gets a sunburn*:||great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents|
|*tripping over something*:||I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me|
|*period is late*:||shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary|
So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….
onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.
like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep