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kingjaffejoffer:

laughing at how CNN went into one of the looted businesses in Ferguson and spoke to the owner. the reporter started asking all these leading questions that were clearly setting up answers that expressed anger that their businesses were broken into. 

The owner was like “actually I just want justice for Mike Brown im not worried about material things”

(via slapmytitties)

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aluox:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

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(via well-hello-and-hi-there)

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carabearcarter:

who plays zelda in the middle of the night??

me. it’s me, i do that.

(via hurricanehylia)

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bae:come over no ones home
me:what games do u have
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penis-hilton:

neptunain:

da vinci didn’t draw big honkers on the mona lisa cause he was more of an ass guy according to an art history book I’m writing

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qi00:

pika cosplays! so cute!

(via kokiri-saria)

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Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks

(Source: aimchatroom, via animeandotherdrugs)

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orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

(via slapmytitties)

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justanotherpalestinian:

White people praising Humans of New York for ‘humanizing’ the people of the Middle East… what the fuck did you think they were before? Terrorists? Savages? Extremists? Subhumans? It needed to take a white guy with a camera for you all to realize that our people are humans with lives that your fucking government destroyed.

(via animeandotherdrugs)

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yesimstacysmom:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up

(via pussypocalypse)

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pettyhurts:

which voice is rihanna’s?

(Source: imnotjailbait, via penis-hilton)

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oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible” image

(Source: richwhiteboys, via king-klassic)

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gaminginyourunderwear:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 

gaminginyourunderwear:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 

(via usagisoft)

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